Hamlet is the largest Shakespearean speaking part, with nearly 1.500 lines.
If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.
The Malaysian government once banned car commercials featuring Brad Pitt because they were "an insult to Asians."
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In Kenya, people don't drive on the right or left side of the street, just on whichever side is smoother.
- Maya Angelou
Switching to Energy Star compliant Fluorescent Light Bulbs will result in a 75% improvement in energy efficiency and actually decreases the amount of mercury released into the environment.
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When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
A statistician is someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
During a visit to a mental hospital, a visitor asked the Dirctor what the criteria is that defines if a person should be institutionalized.
"Well, " said the Dirctor, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger that the spoon."
What was the Director's response?
"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
The following are common expressions that have been turned into politician speak. See if you can arrive at at the correct translation.
1, If a large solid-hoofed mammal becomes available to you without compensation, refrain from casting your faculty for seeing into the oral cavity of such a creature.
2. Each vaporous mass suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metalic hue.
3. It is not advantageous to place the sum total of your barnyard collections into the same wicker receptacle.